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Nation Glued to Televisions for Series Finale of Korean War

Oct 1, 2017 World 3, October 2017 Harrison Gale

Nation Glued to Televisions for Series Finale of Korean War

Oct 1, 2017 World 3, October 2017 Harrison Gale

"I did feel like the original ending of instituting a Demilitarized Zone between the Koreas was a total cop out.”

Oct 1, 2017 World 3, October 2017 Harrison Gale

Op-Ed: I Have A Right To Free Speech, So Let Me Practice My Monologue In Your Apartment

Sep 26, 2017 World 3, September 2017 Cameron Averill

Op-Ed: I Have A Right To Free Speech, So Let Me Practice My Monologue In Your Apartment

Sep 26, 2017 World 3, September 2017 Cameron Averill

"My audition is coming up, and the fact that you won’t let me run my lines by you while you’re watching TV is a textbook infringement on my right to free speech."

Sep 26, 2017 World 3, September 2017 Cameron Averill

Initially Strong Water Fountain Stream Abruptly Goes Flaccid

Sep 18, 2017 World September 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

Initially Strong Water Fountain Stream Abruptly Goes Flaccid

Sep 18, 2017 World September 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

"Jesus, what a tease," exclaimed a still-parched local man.

Sep 18, 2017 World September 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

Aug 26, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Benjamin Most

Jared Kushner Begins Puberty

Aug 26, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Benjamin Most

Kushner can expect a deepening voice, hair growth under his armpits and around his groin, and new feelings of sexual arousal, according to Ben Carson, who was not questioned on the topic but felt compelled to share his knowledge.

Aug 26, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Benjamin Most

Jewish Pre-Frosh from Scarsdale Worried He Won’t Fit In

Aug 18, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Ben Greenspan

Jewish Pre-Frosh from Scarsdale Worried He Won’t Fit In

Aug 18, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Ben Greenspan

“How will I find other casual sports fans who enjoy smoking a bowl or two?”

Aug 18, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Ben Greenspan

Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Politely Declines WH Communications Director Role

Aug 1, 2017 World Summer 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

Ghost of Joseph Goebbels Politely Declines WH Communications Director Role

Aug 1, 2017 World Summer 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

"That's a really gracious offer, and I do appreciate it -- but for the time being, I will have to pass."

Aug 1, 2017 World Summer 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

"I've Earned A Piece Of Cake," Proclaims Man Who Has Not.

Jul 12, 2017 World Summer 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

"I've Earned A Piece Of Cake," Proclaims Man Who Has Not.

Jul 12, 2017 World Summer 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

"I've been good this week, and I should treat myself," said Freddy Simone, 25, after seven days spent doing the bare minimum at his job.

Jul 12, 2017 World Summer 2017, Fed Ben Greenspan

Pioneering Man In Pool Assures Others "It's Fine Once You Get In"

Jun 26, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Ben Greenspan

Pioneering Man In Pool Assures Others "It's Fine Once You Get In"

Jun 26, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Ben Greenspan

Mr. Ducovich was unfazed by the water; he removed his “Grill Master” t-shirt, and eagerly waded to the pool’s deep end. “Kids, don’t listen to your mother, it’s actually really refreshing,” he said.

Jun 26, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Ben Greenspan

Jun 20, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Cameron Averill

eBay To Buy Morton Williams For $13

Jun 20, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Cameron Averill

“We realized no grocer in the nation gives customers the choice of whether to bid or buy now, which made us think: ‘Why not let people enter bidding wars for that last dry Lo Mein under the heating lamp?’”

Jun 20, 2017 World Fed, Summer 2017 Cameron Averill

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