Who's Stuffing Your Box? — The Federalist

Jan 7, 2019

True Ally: This White Guy Doesn’t Say the N-Word when “Gold Digger” Plays at Parties

Jan 7, 2019

“If this is what it takes to mend the racial scars of American society, it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make,” said Greenwood.

Jan 7, 2019

Nov 20, 2018

Historically Accurate Thanksgiving Lesson Gives 90% of Students Dysentery

Nov 20, 2018

“Exposing Westchester’s kids to this kind of disease is nothing short of morally repugnant,” said local activist group FreeEdu. “If you want to do justice to teaching America’s colonial past, you should be giving them smallpox instead.”

Nov 20, 2018

Sep 23, 2018

Time Running Out for 17 Year-Old to Rape Someone and Still Become Supreme Court Justice

Sep 23, 2018

He’s also eyeing a presidential run.

Sep 23, 2018

Jul 15, 2018

Bummed About the World Cup Results? Here's How Croatia Can Still Win!

Jul 15, 2018

Uhhhh, superdelegates?

Jul 15, 2018

Apr 9, 2018

Report: Dig Inn Smell Getting Stronger by the Day

Apr 9, 2018

“At current rates, we can expect it to reach the other side of the street no later than May 2018.”

Apr 9, 2018

Mar 22, 2018

BREAKING: Barron Trump to Be Replaced by Adorable Actor Jacob Tremblay

Mar 22, 2018

"JACOB TREMBLAY, from the wonderful film ROOM, is now my son. Polls LOVE him already!"

Mar 22, 2018

Mar 19, 2018

The Person Underneath the Canada Goose

Mar 19, 2018

You wear Goodwill; I wear Canada Goose.

Mar 19, 2018

Mar 16, 2018

Report: Aunt Vapes Now

Mar 16, 2018

"She came over this break and, I swear to God, was just ripping some of the fattest clouds I'd ever seen."

Mar 16, 2018

Mar 5, 2018

Analysis: Is America Ready for a Gay Inspector Gadget?

Mar 5, 2018

"What does it mean to be a police officer with thousands of devices installed in your body to assist in fighting crime when you also like dudes?"

Mar 5, 2018

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