"I've never met more flabby human beings, except for every other semester I've taught here."
"The post-war resurgence of female domesticity? That’s my aesthetic. And, oh my god, Republican Motherhood? Now that’s a deep cut."
"I was ordered to teach a class of 18-year-old little shits some easy beach reads, like the Iliad and To the Fucking Lighthouse."
Gill has not showed that he is willing to stand up for justice.
Even Neville's toad.
Captives have been forced to declare their devotion to a handy tooth hygiene guide.
"My views are evolving to reflect the changing needs and perspectives of my diverse constituents," the Lord writes in a heartfelt op-ed.
Additional reports will not be given as this story develops, because not one person cares.
"I used to do a ten second plank every morning, but I had to cut that in half so I could have enough time to sleep."
"This is a beautiful connection between a man, a man, a man, another man, a woman, and me, and you need to get the fuck out."
Columbia’s free-range adjuncts will be ethically sourced from a farm upstate.