June 2016

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Brexit Victory Celebrated Throughout Victorian England
Brexit Victory Celebrated Throughout Victorian England

The nineteenth century beckons as Europe marches boldly into the future.

Summer Offers Exciting New Forms of Failure for Subpar Students
Summer Offers Exciting New Forms of Failure for Subpar Students

"Finally, I have the chance to tank a discussion that isn't part of CC with my banal, rambling comments."

The Fall of an Ivy League Student: North of 125th Street
The Fall of an Ivy League Student: North of 125th Street

Farewell, friends.

Jesus Not Quite Sure What to Buy For Father’s Day
Jesus Not Quite Sure What to Buy For Father’s Day

"I feel like Dad already has everything."

Maggie the Magnolia Not Dead, Just Menopausal
Maggie the Magnolia Not Dead, Just Menopausal

Panic struck the Barnard campus this week when Maggie the Magnolia did not bloom on schedule.

Donald Trump Proposes Ban on Alligators
Donald Trump Proposes Ban on Alligators

"They are dangerous, foreign, radical killers."

With Whopping 5% of U.S. Population’s Vote, Clinton Becomes Democratic Nominee
With Whopping 5% of U.S. Population’s Vote, Clinton Becomes Democratic Nominee

Incredible: Clinton earned the votes of a group as large as the season finale audience of The Walking Dead.

New Gun Owners Required to Pinky Swear They Won’t Kill Anyone
New Gun Owners Required to Pinky Swear They Won’t Kill Anyone

Congressional Republicans are fighting a last-minute amendment requiring gun owners to also "cross their hearts."