"Nine dollars for a hot dog? What am I, the one percent?"
It was widely hailed as one of the most heartfelt moments of the convention thus far.
No one was prepared for the full-frontal shot.
With no copy/paste option at his disposal, Clinton worries he'll have to draw from his own experiences.
He drives a hard bargain.
"You can't honestly expected me to distinguish Chris Christie from any other blob of pink penisey meat."
Eyewitnesses claim that Cameron also stopped by the kitchen to swipe several croissants "for the road."
Asked to respond to these comments, House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) nervously laughed for 25 seconds.
She kept the MetroCard as a souvenir.
"I will not stop fighting until honeydew achieves equality in this country."
The lucky hot dog will live out the rest of his shelf life in a refrigerator on a farm in rural Connecticut.