Learn from Columbia's wisest degenerates.
"We're just asking you to divert your $60,000 per year towards rent."
"It seems like just yesterday I was telling all of my 424 LinkedIn connections that I had gotten a job at Morgan Stanley."
This might mess with your organic chemistry final.
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"Malia is going to lean in if it's the last thing she ever does."
The decision was mourned by prefrosh looking forward to getting drenched in Bud Light and other students' sweat.
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"After enduring a six month family road trip, you can imagine how much we all hate each other."
The Odyssey Online is likely also a massive farce.
Columbia is using eminent domain to confiscate Ted Cruz's future real estate.
"Keep chanting, suckers. Me, my pet tiger, and my new Hummer are just going to ride out the storm."
Gender-bender? Call Guyco.
To celebrate, the President let Malia pick any drone target she wanted.