Once again, Columbia has trampled on the aspirations of a larger fraction of its applicants.
“If I can’t fully #freethenipple, then I’m going to get as close as I can #Bach2016.”
"With us having to send 6,000 kids through college, we just can’t afford to call 1-800-GOTJUNK right now."
"Idiocy, much like sexuality and gender, exists on a spectrum."
After a long winter, there's nothing like soaking up some in mid-fifty degree weather.
Find a nice four-person cabinet under the sink.
Try to pick into aisle 43 of the 4th floor stacks.
Don't talk about it.
“I’m telling my client to give up and just black out on a McBain bathroom floor."
He is the one who knocks.
If your face isn't going to be biodegradable, it might as well be eco-friendly.
Shed your socioeconomic status for three dollars.
Your favorite fit Australian children’s music group is bringing its sick beats to Bacchanal.
“It was getting pretty hard to make ends meet in this city on my $3 million stipend.”
A look back at our award-winning coverage of PrezBo over the years.
CAVA isn't coming.
Students wish Public Safety were sacked instead.
Take your loved one to the threshold of a nice restaurant, then feign diarrhea.
"I wouldn’t even have to murder any of my colleagues to move up the ladder here.”
It's a hands-on way to support the campaign.
Not to be confused with Circle K.
Learn from the Fed's own rabbinical sage.
When I took Science of Psychology, I learned that there are only two types of people. Now I can sleep at night.
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The victorious received a Trader Joe's gift card.
She completely re-envisioned the movie Kill Bill.
The Russian Ministry of Culture has officially recognized dashboard camera footage as a key component of Russian culture.