The APDL (Anti-Pachyderm Defamation League) published a statement Wednesday decrying the insensitivity.
"I'm the greatest master debater on the planet."
Ambitious research teams at Yale are searching for the holy grail of the Standard Model of Justice.
New Yorkers have been feeling the storm's powerful blow.
Anticipating the snowstorm, students have been liquidating their emergency funds.
The obsessions with bagel schmears, rye bread, and bargains are disgusting.
The heroic effort will save water, energy, and the admission that he can barely do his own laundry properly.
"I'm starting to rethink this whole public policy thing anyways. My friends in the Treasury Department are landing huge salaries."
Having succumbed to a fatal Trump insult, the campaign was laid to rest after several months of unnoticed service to the country.
"Look, all I know is that I'm definitely offended by something. We'll work out the details later, for now we need action."
As of press time, they were searching "mouth soreness + bleeding" on WebMD.
Set some goals that you’ll be able to follow through on, like the merciless suppression of a Kurdish independence movement.