"I'm not attracted to smiles or self-worth."
Analysts say he's positioning himself for the 2020 Pontifex race.
And he negotiated a really good deal.
Divesting in our future.
It will be awkward when Malia enrolls, too.
Oh, and the science requirement is gone too.
Read on for one senior’s insights into the complex world of Columbia Underground Listing of Professor Ability.