He also forgot his toothbrush, so make sure to tell your children to leave him one.
Due to budget cuts, management will have to outsource his workshop to China.
End the war on socially just Christmas!
"I deplore violence in all forms - except cathartic, patriarchy-consuming flames."
He's urging Santa to check his database twice.
"They don't even know what non-corporatized coffee tastes like at home!"
"A little part of me died along with my wall."
He was still making up his mind between Hillary and Bernie while tuning into Saturday's debate from his podium.
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Once construction begins, Tulane will change its mascot from a pelican to a crane.
"There weren't exactly water heaters back then."
At least we know Ted Cruz has a spine, after all.
Good luck on finals.
I don't think I have to tell you that making it through midterms with diaper rash is hell on Earth.
One doctor is staging a ballsy protest against the patriarchy.
Taking CC with a non-white professor also counts towards your Global Core requirement.
Please be vigilant for this unfortunately well-nourished junior.
It will replace No Athlete Left Behind.
They're actually ranked by their race!
The program is scheduled to follow Qatar Talk.
Hernan Cortes dissolved all social justice on Wednesday in a flawless Westchester accent.
I'm scared, I'm lonely, and if I have to tell someone that I don't know where the dried seaweed is one more time, I think I'm going to lose my mind.