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Eyewitnesses claim that Cameron also stopped by the kitchen to swipe several croissants "for the road."
Asked to respond to these comments, House Speaker Paul Ryan (R-WI) nervously laughed for 25 seconds.
She kept the MetroCard as a souvenir.
"I will not stop fighting until honeydew achieves equality in this country."
The lucky hot dog will live out the rest of his shelf life in a refrigerator on a farm in rural Connecticut.
The nineteenth century beckons as Europe marches boldly into the future.
"Finally, I have the chance to tank a discussion that isn't part of CC with my banal, rambling comments."
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"It's a beautiful thing," the Carman 7 custodian says.
Any undergrad who attempts to quibble about problem set grades will be placed on a campus-wide blacklist.
He appears convinced that he will need an actual knowledge of the text.
"We're a brand for douches of all races and creeds, so long as they can pass for white."
America is riding a one-way bus to Flavortown,
He says he "really gets to see how to process works" and is "getting his foot in the door."
The team consistently heads the rankings.
"My real skills lie in delegation."
Everybody loves showing up to work after completely sweating out their harmful toxins.
"Nine dollars for a hot dog? What am I, the one percent?"
It was widely hailed as one of the most heartfelt moments of the convention thus far.
No one was prepared for the full-frontal shot.
With no copy/paste option at his disposal, Clinton worries he'll have to draw from his own experiences.
He drives a hard bargain.
"You can't honestly expected me to distinguish Chris Christie from any other blob of pink penisey meat."